My Way to a Full-Time Job

Well, it all started since I was just a regular ogre trying to survive in my swamp. I never thought I'd end up with/at/holding a full-time job, let alone one that involves/involving/requiring talking animals. But here I am, proving that even an ogre like me can find success. Honestly/Believe it or not/You won't believe this, it all boils down to on

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Shrek: Corporate Slave (Full Time Swamp Duty) but

This ain't no fairy tale, folks. Shrek's stuck in a soul-crushing job at the swamp corp. His boss, Lord Farquaad, is a tyrannical ogre who demands he rake leaves, churn potions, and do backbreaking work with minimum wage. Shrek's dreaming website of retirement, but with mandatory overtime and zero time off, it seems like a lifetime away. His trie

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